Or, just lie back and keep doing what you’re doing (like this restaurant that was closed and being dismantled when I took this photo).

Every issue of Food & Drink since Summer 2011 has contained one of my columns. Here’s the latest one, from the Fall 2016 issue. (NOTE: The image is unique to this blog entry.) Sounds like Taco Bell is launching a Triple Double Crunchwrap soon—and the internet is buzzing. For whatever reason, people love acting as if they…

Human beings are not immortal, and therefore are not always the best spokespeople—unless the current KFC campaign resurrecting the Colonel as an SNL alum turns out to work. It isn’t hard to imagine Norm saying “Bucket” and nothing else, just staring at the camera with nothing else to say. (To be honest, I don’t remember if I took this photo or got it off the web—if it’s yours, let me know and I’ll attribute the shot.)

Every issue of Food & Drink since Summer 2011 has contained one of my columns. Here’s the latest one, from the Fall 2015 issue. (NOTE: The illustrations and videos are unique to this blog entry.) Whether you’re a major chain, a one-off restaurant in the burbs, or the trendy venture of a serial investor with…

Quick! Team up with a famous junk food that’s not Doritos! Hurry!

Pizza Hut hot dog crust pizza! KFC chicken crust pizza (the suspiciously Snoop-Doggy KFChizza)! Captain Crunch fried tie-ins with an eye to a marriage that captures the same magic as the Doritos + Taco Bell union. By comparison, Arby’s brown sugar bacon seems relatively restrained. Relatively. So yeah. It’s summertime, which is funtime. And I’m certain everyone is still in awe…