WE KNOW YOU (as a demographically defined and roughly hewn stereotype) LIKE TAPAS-STYLE SMALL-SAMPLINGS INSTEAD OF BIG GUT-BUSTING ENTREES.
Here’s small plates. Here. Happy? Happy now?
PLEEEEASE STOP EATING AT FAST CASUAL AND QSR RESTAURANTS AND COME BACK.
Remember those fun nights with your parents at Olive Garden? The breadsticks that we bring and bring and bring until you say, “No more breadsticks!” And the same with the salad?
Remember discovering how delicious creamy alfredo sauce is, before you discovered how not-that-good-for-you it is?
Okay, some are four-fifty.
Your move, Millennials.